25 and 26 September 2015: SCD launch weekend!

Morning Dress like Tess-ers

We’re mildly giddy here at Norwich DlikeT HQ. We have it on very good authority (honestly, as ex-hacks we’ve checked our sources and EVERYTHING) that *yer actual Tess Daly* is now aware of the “online phenomenon” that is Dress like Tess. Oh yes. Can we fondly imagine that she will soon descend the Strictly stairs clutching a Barbie/wooden spoon version of herself? Probably not, let’s be honest. But right now it’s exciting enough that *yer actual Tess Daly* might even play along with DlikeT while watching on catch-up.

Is that postmodernism?

Or is it dressing a doll in kitchen roll?

Anyway, over on facebook.com/dressliketess we received stacks of Tesses, Claudias and Darceys so thank you to everyone who played along this weekend.

Let’s start on Friday night… Tess in red, Claudia in black and white (reminiscent of Tess’s dress from the 2014 launch) and much excitement about the bloke called Gleb.

Drum roll for our first Tess of the weekend, from  Jody in Basingstoke. Well, at least that’s where Facebook says Jody is. Perhaps the “Monaco” setting is broken.

25 Sep 2015 Jody Tess 1

Now, we’ll be honest. The Norwich office had popped to the park after school and then the pub (there’s a garden, OK? the kids were playing out). Back home, various other family members arrived… and as a consequence our lounge was a slightly chaotic mix of pizza, dolls, fabric, excited kids and fizzy wine.

Anyway, we managed a Tess

25 Sep 2015 Imogen Tess 1

There’s a caption waiting to happen here, isn’t there? What’s *yer actual Tess Daly* saying? Is it: “Oi! Swimming Barbie! It’s a PENCIL skirt! A PENCIL!”

Fortunately, as ever, the DlikeT Herts office was much more professional. Here’s DLikeT co-editor Amanda’s Tess. Oh yes.

25 Sep 15 Amanda Tess 1

Real Tess positively purring, there.

Now, you know we’re not restricted to Barbies/Wilko own-brand dolls here at DlikeT. Oh no. Let’s go to Dulwich, where regular DlikeT-er Becca and her nearly 11-year-old daughter (really… I remember her actually being born… ye gods) deployed a pair of Playmobils. (Playmobil? Singular? Anyone?)

25 Sep 2015 Becca Tess 1 25 Sep 2015 Becca Claudia 1

Like it. And down in the far south west, some other members of the DlikeT family, Char and her daughter, gave us Wonder Tess

25 Sep 2015 Char Tess 1

There’s a fantastic video on facebook.com/dressliketess that Char’s husband has made showing the proper actual spinning transformation of Wonder Tess into Wonder Woman. It’s brilliant, but annoyingly I can’t link to it from here. Grrr. Anyway, it’s on facebook. Did we mention that?

Meanwhile, back in Norwich, a pair of Claudias. Aunty Heather’s features ACTUAL STITCHING, and almosteightyearold has gone for it with a “wig”. Instant Claudia.

25 Sep 2015 Heather Claudia 1 25 Sep 2015 Connie Claudia 1

So…. Saturday. Tess in white, Claudia in black and away we go. Our first Tess came from Tiff in Buckinghamshire. Or possibly Berkshire. Somewhere leafy, anyway.

Textbook DlikeT stuff here, anyway. As regular player Sally from North London says: “Classic kitchen roll and wool.”

Here’s Tiff’s Tess, followed by a “triple Tess” from her household. Do we award extra points for multiple Tess-ery? (Were we awarding points, which we’re not, although it’s a thought, isn’t it? Perhaps we could set up a premium-rate phone line.) If the Tesses were arranged in a repeating pattern, would they be Tess-ellated?

26 Sep 2015 Tiff Tess 1 26 Sep 2015 Tiff triple Tess

And here’s Sally’s Tess

26 Sep 2015 Sal Tess 1

Over in Leicester, the jewel of the East Midlands, let’s say a big “hello” to Rebecca, who gave us a Tess, a Claudia AND a Darcey. Oh yes. Rebecca rocks. Rebecca said that Tess’s white dress was “too easy” this week. She may have a point. We like Claudia’s fringe and frankly, her Darcey is beyond compare. See — there IS life after One Direction.

26 Sep 2015 Rebecca Tess 1 26 Sep 2015 Rebecca Claudia 1 26 Sep 2015 Rebecca Darcey 1

Shall we see another Darcey? Yeah, let’s. That blue neckline was a gift for the scissor-happy players of DlikeT, really, wasn’t it? Anyway, this is from Ellie in the deep south west.

26 Sep 2015 Char Darcey 1

Classy like Darcey.

Meanwhile, the Norwich office moved a few doors down the road (and around the corner) for a little Tess-age. The nearly eightyearolds are totes over dressing dolls and all about the immersive Tess/Claudia experience.

26 Sep 2015 Lola Tess 1 26 Sep 2015 Connia Claudia 1

We did a Tess with white fabric from Granny’s “this might be useful for that thing you do with the Strictly” pile and a black hairband.

26 Sep 2015 Imogen Tess 1

We tried to go for the “real Tess eats doll Tess” shot here, in a sort-of “popular culture devours itself” kind of a way, but actually we fear it appears as if *yer actual Tess Daly* is considering cannibalism. Which we’re pretty sure she isn’t.

Meanwhile, potential disaster in the Herts office: a loo roll shortage! Fortunately, there’s plenty of ribbon in the Home Counties.

26 Sep 2015 Amanda Tess 1

Wow. Is that everyone? What a lot of Tesses. Thank you to EVERYONE who played along — more next week. Strictly is about eight hours long on Saturday so you may want to pack a Thermos. Of prosecco. We’re off down the market to see if the ribbon man has any offcuts.


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